As our first year (6 months, really) draws to a close, I think it's important to display the winners of this year's worst (as in best) English sentences. Coming in third place is a very silly dialoge written by some third-years at my school. Another ALT discovered this and thankfully showed me. It's obvious what they're trying for but they really miss the mark: A: Hello. B: Hello. This is H. May I speak to T please? A: This is T. B: Great! I'm going to prikura (sic). Can you come to porice (sic) office at midnight? A: Yes! Of course! That sounds fun! Do you want me to bring anything? B: Sure. Could you bring some monneys (sic)? A: Yes. Thank you for inviting me. I'm so bad! See you! B: You're welcome. Fuck you! Second place is two sentences that can be taken as a pair or as stand-alone awesomeness. These were written by one of my third year students when we had a unit on debates: A: ...
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