Okay, brief post: I have two kyoto-sensei (vice-principal) at my school, and while both of them are very nice, one is superbly hilarious every day. When I first met him, he insisted on being called the vice PRESIDENT, emphasis on PRESIDENT. Mostly he finds new things to come up to me and say, or to give me. They are always random, and I think they are things he needs to get rid of, so he tries them out on me. He has also clued into the fact that I won't get paid for some time (first real check is end of Nov) so that's part of the offerings. He is truly a funny, funny man.
Things I have obtained or been offered:
1. The ability to swim in the school pool. ("But you must wear the bikini.")
2. A fruit jelly cup.
3. A hornet's nest cut from a bush outside the school. When I said no, I don't want that, he asked why not. I said, "what am I supposed to do with it?" And he laughed. For a long time.
4. A sushi bento (lunch box).
5. A Mexican newspaper from July. ("You can read. You can have." Really? I did not know I could read Spanish.)
6. The use of a school bicycle.
I'm sure there's more to come....
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